My Boss the Comedian

My boss here is quite the comedian. Well, both of my bosses, actually. They conspire regularly to ensure I enjoy my new job, damn them.

I sent them a short email today, reminding them that I'll be away Friday and Monday, and recieved an email shortly after:

Perhaps you didn't see this:
http://url-to-our-wiki/VacationPolicy

On that page was the following:

Vacation Policy

At this time, senior management has concluded that vacations form a serious drain on the company's resources and agility.

No vacation requests will be considered until further notice. Please understand that we believe this is best for the company. If you have any questions, please talk with your Technical Team Lead. We would be glad to field further concerns once we return from our extended work-related travels to Florida.

Thanks.

The Management

That got a good laugh out of me. I responded in kind, by saying that I'll be bringing my bow and arrows in to work to practice then, and asking when they plan to return from Florida.

Laughs all around. :)